princeofsparkles

Truthfully, I dislike MOST sports for various reasons, but I definitely have the greatest amount of sustained, long-term dislike for football in all its American incarnations. Watching football, playing football, flag football in middle school PE class, guys who watch a lot of football, etc etc. The only good thing about football is the massive amount of food served at super bowl parties. The rest of it is just an excuse for huge guys to beat the shit out of each other in a game that could just as accurately be called “run, throw, and hit people.” But at least people score lots of points. That gives you the illusion of something happening.